Games and tech brilliantly analyzed by the inspiring mind of a boy genius formally know as Joe.
A new pr0nographic craze has swept the nation off it’s feet. It’s name: Furry. It’s a new breed of anime pron subculture, adopted by those with a mutual fetish for it. The subjects of furry from reveal to be rather self explanatory. They are covered with fur, meaning typically that they derive from animalistic nature, [...]
I’m currently having some problems uploading pictures from my harddrive to the internet. As soon as I try to upload an image, mozilla, opera, and internet explorer crash, so I hope you enjoy the nice tree header for the time being.
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On December 4th, a bunch of geniuses in Germany decided that spray on condoms might be cool. As of the moment they’re asking a bunch of amorative men to stick their hardened fallux’s into a color full, family friendly, can of laytex. Inside of the canister exists a whole shit load [...]
Today, in the white-Caucasian dominant, Detroit metropolitan suburbia known as Lake Orion, the support for black people was presented by the students and staff during lunch. Soul and funk was played during lunch hour for the students for their fraternizing pleasure. Some students even began to “disco dance”, and a daring few may have possibly [...]
Lucas arts, the development team behind every damn star wars game ever, is currently concocting up a storm of a game, which will be known as Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. A demo was released earlier this year and placed you inside a “Star wars natural history museam.” It contained a lot of different [...]
Based on the comic book, the darkness, will provide an interesting twist to the classic fps genre as well as an important release for the produces of The Chronicals of Riddick. You beset in the hands of Jackie Estacado, a post puberty steriotypical mafioso, who posesses ultra evil super human abilities, which he tries to [...]
Some dude who lives in Saudi Arabia has something protruding out of the side of his head. No one knows what I might be. Luckily i have access to the internets and I was able to do some thorough research on what it might be. I’ve narrowed it down to the following.
A. Hamster
B. Antlers
C. Fecal [...]
What we never thought possible, may very well become reality.
A Kotaku.com reader Jacob says he came across this banner ad while strolling the net. He didn’t say where he saw it, which means he obviously found it while fapping to internets pr0n.
It seems that many tech schools are offfering a curriculum cerntered around MMO players. [...]
Ahh, the fine sport of pokemoning: The process of you beating the living fuck out of the cutest, most helpless little creature ever to walk to earth. But thats not the end, when the pokemon is almost dead; before the putrid sulfiric smell of a mid summers rot emancipates from the deceased cadaver, one must [...]
The gaming industry proves to be alot richer than we all thought, with earnings in the month of January reaching nearly 1.3 billion dollars. This completely excludes all computer software and gaming hardware sales. This is because computer games are all asshole MMO players who think they’re cooler than everyone else because they have a [...]
It took me nearly 2 days to realize what lay in the palms of my hands. It seems that during my interview with gamestop, I managed to snag a copy of the God of War 2 demo, (courtesy of Gabe Ouzonian) and simply set it next to my computer, where it lay, forgotten amoungst the [...]
Who the fuck would you choose?
Official Analysis.
Selection A provides us with a with 5 holes. 2 eyes 2 ears and one mouth. 5 holes increases the chance that you will be able to enter your phallus inside of her. Also 2 breasts. Also you will be able to communicate with her, which will come in [...]
I’ve always been a particular genius when it comes to the subject of math. One day while cerebrating complex mathematical equations in my concepts of algebra and geometry class I came across something that struck me rather vague. I realized instantly that this equation could solve any fucking problem ever conspired by man. It [...]
PS3 is gay, but alot of you out there think otherwise. I got almost 25 emails from people saying how sweet the PS3 is and since all I did was flame the console in a comedic fashion, I will provide you with the real dirt on the PS3. So basically the pros and the cons [...]
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