Games and tech brilliantly analyzed by the inspiring mind of a boy genius formally know as Joe.
Mark Rein dropped in on the GOW forums earlier today to present us with a few little bits of info for our happy little minds to devour in regards to the upcoming patch. He spoke some shit about 720p being supported for VGA users (computer monitor), but more importantly he spoke of a brand [...]
Yea you heard it. More halo 2, less halo 3. I originally saw the article on Gamespot thinking that it said two Halo 3 maps revealed. I instantly got exited and began to read. Unfortunately, the news was that two new halo 2 maps just got released and I was kinda bummed. But I guess [...]
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I just found a youtube version if your having problems viewing the other sites due to the ridiculously high traffic they’re receiving. Anyways if you want a high def version, click the links below. Enjoy the trailer kids!
To bad no one can watch it because the few websites that [...]
Lets over analyze. Ok so mario is eating the mushroom. The mushroom is a metaphor for a penis. Mario eats the penishroom and get bigger and happier. Hmm… I smell a homosexual underplot…
…but not really. A Destructiod reader sent these badboys into the website earlier today and I decided that even if I achieve everything [...]
The inner-city barrio of Tepito, Mexico is a very nasty, crime ridden place and after multiple attempts to rid the city of crime, only one solution is left for the policia to resort to: to give the Mexicans xbox’s for guns. Sounds like a pretty novel idea if you ask me, but lets think [...]
At midnight yesterday, the official worst kept secret was officially announced. The apprehensive gaming world was perplexed, perturbed, and petrified at this most secretive and shocking news… but actually not really.
Watch this amazing video of a xbox elite basically sitting there doing nothing. Sometimes the camera angles change and the interviewer’s boobs kinda move [...]
Guys, somethings been bothering me lately… I just need to get it off my mind… please don’t make fun of me, it’ll only make the pain worse…
Yea, so… umm, I’ve never beaten windwaker…
I know what your thinking right now. You don’t have to say anything- actually, don’t say anything- Please.
Anyways, on a lighter note, [...]
“May I have an extra serving of conspiracy, please?”
Joystiq.com has created a beautiful metaphor describing the obscurity of the Xbox360:
Of course, the Xbox 360 Elite doesn’t actually exist yet; it’s just idle, and most likely spurious, chatter floating in a nebulous sea of speculation surrounded by a hard, candy shell of rumor and hearsay.
Holy [...]
Oh boy! I smell rumors and speculation!
Today, the kids at xb0×360 fanboy somehow wound up with this picture of a 120 gig HD add from gamestop. The picture was taken via blackberry, explaining why the picture kinda sucks.
Considering that I have yet to fill my 12gigHD, a 120 really doesn’t sound that amazing, but [...]
So yesterday (my bday), I figured I’d check out target to pick up a few DS games because they were having a 24$ sale. I walk in and mosey my way to the DS area. My eyes make contact with Lunar Nights as I swiftly siezed the dense plastic box. I then sprint to [...]
I heard the Ps3 plays blue ray movies. Wait- Your telling me it play games too?
A destructiod.com reader snapped this quick picture of a PS3 add, headlining it as a Movie Player. The ironic thing is that it says “It plays games too!” Maybe it was positioned in front of a blockbuster where it [...]
Ingredients to make a Spartan MarkIV replica helmet:
A whole shitload of Chinese people working for under a dollar and hour
Some heavy ass plastic
2 years of prep time
That’s right. For two years the production team of Microsoft, headed by Craig Carlson, have working relentlessly to bring us a replica master chief helmet. It’s been an [...]
Xbox Live will be going down for a whopping 14 hours (Midnight-2pm) next Tuesday, March 27th. This also means the shutdown of the forums and xbox.com. So basically you should be stocking up on provisions, like gas masks and duck tape, because 14 hours is a long ass time. I think I’ll be busting out [...]
This is truly amazing. Someone has remade one of the all time greatest shooters and put it on the still impressive source engine (Counterstrike, Half Life 2) . I just downloaded it and it’s seriously awesome. It brings back some long forgotten memories of 90’s gaming awesomeness.
If your still not convinced that you should [...]
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