Games and tech brilliantly analyzed by the inspiring mind of a boy genius formally know as Joe.
Amazing advancement in computers, such as the highly anticipated Windows 95, can be particularly overwhelming, especially for those who are not technologically savvy.
But please, do not fear, my technologically illiterate friends, because Jennifer Aniston is here, along with that other guy from friends, to help you along your Windows 95 [...]
It seems to me that it’s been a while since I have been truly excited about a new call of duty game. This new trailer for Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare has got me thinking otherwise.
Don’t get me wrong, Infinity Ward has a great franchise on their hands and [...]
So you’ve missed your chance to get a Wii for the 40th time? Well no worries, my dearest, because another chance draws close. Somehow the consumerist deciphered this blurry mess of a camera phone pic to be a sure fire indicator of a major Wii shipment.
A top secretive source says that she saw some sort [...]
I don’t even want to think about how much time it must have taken to put this guide together. Never-the-less Games.Radar, which is one of my personal favorite mainstream gaming sites, has put together this handy little guide covering every single fucking new pokemon in Pearl and Diamond.
The worst part is that I read [...]
This June, the father of the Play station, known as Ken Kutaragi, will be stepping down as Chairman and CEO of Sony. He will be humbly replaced by Kazuo Harai, whom of which, no-one has really ever heard of.
Anyways, while playing a jovial match of internets pictionary with Mr. Kutaragi, I happened upon an opportunity [...]
Finally bored of Halo 2? Well today, Gamespot did a nice little graphical comparison between the Halo 2 Vista and the Xbox version and as suspected it looks really damn nice, even on the lowest graphical settings.
The Xbox 360 gave Halo 2 a slight image quality boost, but the graphics in the Vista port put [...]
As previously covered by game|life, the Chinese government is already limiting online game play in attempt to cure game addiction. Unfortunately now they’re back, hot on the trail of the world wide internets, set forth on the nefarious mission of internets limitationing… yea, I made up that word.
Anyways, this isn’t the first time President [...]
Updated: I got my fingers on another version of the video, this time with Joystiq carefully analyzing it! It’s tight shit, check it out. Oh and the kid who filmed this video… yea, he fucking sucks dick at halo. Way to pick up the trash, Bungie, you fascist pigs!
Just as [...]
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Hey there kids! The other day while at my buddy’s house, I happened to notice that he had a 64 inch HD projection TV, which his family had bought about 3 months ago. The TV sat sterile, held captive in a dry white basement, only used by my buddy and his girlfriend to add [...]
Absolutely fantastic weather serenaded the various activities that I had planned this weekend, thus I found little time to sit down and write as I usually do. But when I did, I couldn’t help but screenshot the craziness of my stats.
I had a popular article in digg that brought a pretty ridiculous amount of traffic [...]
The Following Items were found in Cho Hueng Hui’s dorm room, after a search warrant was issued:
• Chain from top left closet shelf
• Folding knife & combination padlock
• Compaq computer from desktop
• Assorted documents, notepads, writings from desktop
• Combination lock
• Dremel tool and case
• Nine books, two notebooks, envelopes, from top shelf
• Assorted books & [...]
It’s not the greatest slamming I’ve seen on hardball with Chris Mathews, but it’s indeed a much need change from listening to the monotonous bullshit thats been crapping out Jack’s mouth lately.
Jack pretty much just spews what he he’s been spewing at us for days, except this time it’s in the face of Chris Mathews [...]
Grindhouse Review
by Jamal Seamaan
TheHappyGamer presents to you it’s newest addition: All Movies suck, where my friend and co-writer, Jamal Seamaan reviews kickin rad movies and then tells if they are worth your hard earned 8 bucks. It’s a bit late, but here’s his first review: Grindhouse! It’s our first post for movie reviews, expect it [...]
Please, if you have some time, have a thought in regards to the cutest little face you’ve ever seen [posted above]. Please notice his gently folded hands, slightly spread outwards as if saying prayer of thanks. Then notice the his happy little smile which is serenaded my soft wrinkles which emphasize his pureness; his [...]
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