I present to you on this night, a entertaining media duet of Bear Gryll, the host of the Discovery channels hit show, Man vs Wild, eating a mother fucking fish and maybe a dead zebra.
I love it when the guts shoot out the side of the fish. Here’s a video of him devouring the fetid meat off of a rotting zebra carcass in the middle of Africa.
This guy defines the words manly and hardcore more than any other thing in the whole wide world. I think as our duty as men, that we should all dine on dead ass fucking rotting animals at least once in our life. Think about it dude; cavemen and pirates are like the manliest shit ever and they, being our ancestors, would be damn proud to know that we’ve dined on what fueled the upbringing of mankind (ie: Saber tooth tigers and woolly mammoths).
My friend, Kevin Costner, once told me that buffalo liver, while eaten raw, is good for your eyesight. But thats just what he told me. Good night.
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mmmmmmmm nothing gets me up in the morning like the sweet smell of rotting zebra carcass and trout guts. absolutely delicous
word to the motherfucker.
FAKER, he was not a regular Spec op trooper, he was only a territorial reservist( a wannabe) for 3 years(2 years spent in rehabilitation). He come from a very conservative background and this includes his education. There are many men much more qualified than him to educate people in survival techniques yet again its the UK class system showing its ugly face that gave him the opportunity to become a presenter. He is quite unpopular in military circles and has gained the reputation of a prima-dona. All his shows are filmed by a crew that have all the luxury’s of home that he also benefits from.
The man is a big fakey faker and should be ashamed. If you want to see real military men, true born survivors, you only have to go to Headley Court in Surrey, many of these men have been disabled and mutilated in war and will never get the recognition they deserve because they come from more modest backgrounds.
Bear, you are a pussy.
Dude Mortis…shut the fuck up now before i reach through the damn screen and choke u out u dumbfucking cunt!!!he is real!!!!
Tyler your a potty mouthed youth. Believe me he is a fake. Its also worth noting that its impossible to reach into the screen. Also never threaten to choke someone unless you are actually in the position to do it. It sounds so lame and its a waste of energy. Still it always brings a smile to my face being threatened by someone that does not even reach my nipples. good day to you.
FUCK YOU ALL ITS REAL BEAR GYRILLS IS MY HERO FROM AGE ZERO
I AGREE RYAN KING
hey mortis you liberal piece of shit, you wouldnt last 3 min in BEAR GRILLIS”S WORLD, so go eat military men’s dick and stfu
If I find myself in the middle of nowhere, I’m sure some of his survival tips would come handy and Who knows it might just save my life…
I think he should team up with Ray Mears and do some survival marathons against each other
that I would pay to see… from the comfort of my sofa, of course !!
Bear Grylls “WORLD” lol , you planks, his world is in the leafy upper class suburbs of Kingston upon Thames. He is a making a lot of money faking scenarios that are inplausible and frankly more than a little silly, much like some of the posters on this forum. Oh to be young and full of shit.
I do agree with Passerby that a collaboration with Ray Mears would make interesting watching as they both are good TV presenters (thats all they are).
Regarding me being a liberal. its a weird thing to mention. but your wrong. Ryan and Ippei did you guys pay any attention at school…
Who cares if the guys legit. He’s entertaining as hell. Who else eats a dead zebra carcass?
Bear grillis is one seriuosly hard motherfucker i can tel you that for sure , he is as fit as a wild rabbit too. Just so him swim a mile in freezing water with ice bergs in the water!. I think he is superb and one tuff hard guy. Most of us would be dead within days if they placed us on the uninhabited corners of the planet where he goes to. This guy is the fucking bees kness. Bear your the coolest dude on the planet. Keep making the films your a king…..
I agree with Mortis the guy is a pussy. If you all love him so much the least you could do is spell his name correctly.
I would be intrested in knowing what this guy Mortis background is?
Kind Regards GR.
GR. My background is a bit private,sorry. I have been working for the last 8 years as an occupational therapist for ex-servicemen and woman, many of whom are suffering mental and physical scars and face an uncertain future.
I agree the show is entertaining, but it is a show. The “survivor” Bear usually goes to the hotel at night with the rest of the crew. He does once in a while get in over his head so to speak ( the French Alps water scene) where true fear is shown when he slips and goes back in getting his head wet. The “drying” out scenes will keep some of you “up” for hours, but I want to know what he called the crew that let the fire go out while he was in the water. It is a realism show and he is demonstrating some skills – basic wilderness survival stuff. Eating maggots and on-the -hook sushi is about as real as the networks will let him get. But if someone wants to know more there are many great resources to help them.
^ is this kurt’s brother?!?!
WHY ARE YOU ALL JEALOUS OF BEAR GRYLLS? IS HE TOO GOOD FOR YOU FOLKS LIVING IN THE URBAN AREA? YOU KNOW THERE IS SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU AT ALL TIMES. AND THOSE SURVIVORS AND ARMY MEN BETTER THAN BEAR DON’T HAVE THE CHARMING ENTERTAINING LOOK AND YET RATHER A UGLY 6 o CLOCK SHAVED OR UNSHAVED BEARD WITH NASTY HAIR HERE AND THERE. IN A TELEVISION NETWORK INDUSTRY, LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT. CHILDREN CHILDREN CHILDREN….
Cub… ok, I don’t remember seeing any post hinting at jealousy for Mr Grylls. The beard thing and “nasty hair here and there” has made my day thanks for the good laugh it provided me.
I can’t remember the last time I turned on the hose in my back yard and jumped across that raging stream it created by hanging on my dads newly planted sampling and then ate the crawdad that was washed up……….go bare grills………
by the way I forgot about my cameraman with his GPS system and the security it provided me as I crossed my backyard…………….did I tell you my mom planted tropical plants in our backyard that reminded here of her native ecuador…………..
suckersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
grow up you narcissistic wannabe believers, go drop into a pile of dg sht and eat your way out……….
bare grillers has a new show coming out next fall…………with Paris, called, surviving Beverly Hills…………………..he paraschues into Rodeo drive and eats her for lunch…..
while he then builds a hut of PRADO shoes………………………….
by the way CUB they are not ARMY MEN, that is what you have been playing with since you were 5 and now at the ripe age of 35 are still fondling, Army Delta Force or Rangers are what they are called, stand down and quit fondling yourself with some kindling and a flint stone to light your fire……..
by the way Ryan King, Yogi Bear is waiting for you in Jellystone at his favorite restaurant Bear Grillers………….come get a bite, raw…………..
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007330832,00.html
Check out above URL for proof positive about the great faker known as Bear Grylls.
All that matters is that Bear could fuck up anyone on this board. The point of the show is to educate viewers on proper survival tactics while trying to show some form of entertainment. The show succeeds in both of those objectives. Additionally, anyone who thinks Bear is a pussy: Lets see you join the special forces, break your back in three places, climb Everest the very next year and then do all the shit Bear does on the show today. Dude eats a live fucking snake and drinks from elephant shit, when you are that hardcore–then you can talk.
Maybe he’s a fake, but honestly I couldn’t give a fuck. I saw him eat a god dammed dead ass Zebra that had been rotting in the scorching mid day, African sun. All I can say is that is seriously awesome; possibly the most manly thing I’ve ever seen.
Bear is cooler than you.
Nuff Sed.
You lot must want to man love Bear, so much male love in this forum. Its sick
Wait, i thought gay is cool???
Gay is ok, thats if you like that sorta thing, even though I have issues with Mr Grylls, I don’t think he would accept manlove ….even if he was very drunk! or even if faced with an accept gayness in order to live scenario, I personally think he would accept intimate friendship with an animal( exotic.. ie: gazelle, small hippo) rather than have a man’s hairy moustache tickle his bottom.
I still think he is pussy btw.
YOu guys are a bunch of fucking lames!!!!. wasting your fucking time protesting on who’s fucking better than fuckin bear,,,,, man,,, i dont see you fucken nor your fucken mommas in fucking bears show so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKEN TEDDY BEAR HUUGERS. FUCKEN LAME ASSES.
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