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Hey kids! It’s the afternoon of my grad party and I figured I’d sit down and try to pump out an article before everyone starts arriving in a few hours. Oh yea, sorry for not updating over the last few days. I went camping, which happened to be a particularly large amount of fun.
Personal life [...]
Yea, you heard it right. Rockstar makes games other than Manhunt 2. Anyways though, here is the insanely awesome Grand Theft Auto 4 special edition box, which comes packaged in a neat duffel bag- perfect for stuffing your ex-girlfriends dead body into. Whoa, did I just say that? I think I did. Oh well…
Here’s what [...]
I already showed you the strat controller, but now, dear reader, I present to you the breathtaking pictures of the rock band microphone and drum kit! No way! The drums look strikingly similar to a real drum kit [but not really] and appear to be collapsible too! OFMG! I’m also digging the the maximum shineyness [...]
Good evening kids! It’s particularly late right now and honestly, I have no idea where in the world I’m writing this article right now – but that is beside the fact, for I have some literature to deliver, despite my current mental state!
So yea, basically whats going down is that during Blizzcon [the blizzard run festival [...]
Hurry up and pick already, dammit!
Oh, and whatever you do… don’t click the jump. DON’T!
I’m going to make a long story short for you kids: It has been a rough ass week for Manhunt 2. The game has been completely banned in the UK and Ireland and given an AO [adults only] rating in the states, which induced many retail stores, such as walmart and kmart to remove [...]
Whoa, it feels amazingly nice to sit at my computer desk again, which has been thoroughly rejected since I started working full time at Kroger last Friday. I ask you to not worry, dear reader, because I haven’t forgotten about thehappygamer and have been dying to update over the last few days.
Either way, over [...]
It’s 4 am and I am tired as fuck, so please, dear reader, bear with me as I cover the Dynamics of Next-Gen HD breast augmentation that will humbly grace the pixelated vixens of Soul Caliber 4. Prepare for an adventure of boobs, swords, and bitches who are probably hotter than your girlfriend.
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I present to you, dear reader, with a particularly interesting video of “The 1up Show.” This episode has 1up’s Luke smith having a nice sit-down interview with some of the leading developers of World of Warcraft. As a previous hard core wow fanatic, I found this episode to be one of the most interesting [...]
I knew it was coming; the day when two special halo 3 beta players would, by chance, discover the mystery that lies behind the mask of Master chief…
So what did they uncover? Well it is my distinct pleasure to unofficially announce that our green laiden Hero is officially a brotha! Word…
The video is taking me [...]
In a interview with gamespot, Tizunkezuchoo Izicheezara, the ultra poke master [aka CEO of Pokemon] stated that the infamous pocket demons will jurisidict the outcome of the console wars. His idea is that the potential awesomeness of a game is limited when the specifications of all the consoles have to be accounted for:
“The hardware which [...]
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Dear gaming industry,
On the behalf of the entire video game blogging community, I present myself humbly at your knees to tell you that the news in which you have produced has sucked immensely. For the last few days, I found very little worth writing about and if current trends continue, I will be forced [...]
The woman who has graced our late night computer screens [with videos like this] is out of jail. Unfortunately she must succumb to a solid 40 days under house arrest before being completely set free. So what would one do to pass the time? Well, I suppose you could make a few more videos for [...]
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