Games and tech brilliantly analyzed by the inspiring mind of a boy genius formally know as Joe.
So basically everyone knows that airport security just loves bombs, but do you wanna know what they love even more?! Practical Jokes involving bombs. Now with the Suicide bomb box you can fool those bastards who are always poking and prodding you with strange metallic sticks and making you walk through radiation filled archways. [...]
Hey guys! Meet my new friends, Master Chief, The Arbiter, N’tho ‘Sraom, and Mel Gibson [aka U'sze 'Taham]. I know they have a ton of apostrophe’s in their names [which can be really scary], but don’t worry, they’re all super nice guys.
Anyways, the little guys I just told you about- well, they’re gonna be the [...]
Hey kids! News was runnin a bit dry this evening, but don’t worry, because I found some pretty awesome case mods [courtesy of techEblog] that will surely amaze you to an unknown state of mind.
And here they are, but you’ll have to hit the jump first.
Guys, please excuse me if this post sucks. You see, after viewing the RE5 full trailer, my boner became so hard that my blood stopped circulating to my brain. Don’t worry though, it should recede in an hour or four.
So what do I think of this trailer? Well, it reminds me of my last visit [...]
Florida: A twisting tale of ensnaring undertoes, shark attacks, random gang brutality, searing sunburn, and copious amounts of money spent on food.
Good morning readers! It’s nearly 2am here in the motor city and with a set of flaming fingers I’m raring and ready to sum up the great adventure that is Florida. For [...]
Hey kids! Just to let you know, I will be in Florida drinking good beer and having hot, steaming, sex with many women… but not really.
Either way, since I haven’t purchase my macbookpro yet, I won’t exactly be able to blog, but if I do have have access to a computer, well… yea, I still [...]
Why helo thar, dear evening readers. Tonight, I, Joe, present to you a few [for lack of better words] “underground” games that have stolen the spotlight at this years E3!
Portal
Crafted by the fine folks at Valve, Portal, an FPS, will require you to use a wicked awesome portal spawning device to overcome various obstacles [...]
Good afternoon kids! Today were gonna talk about a little game called Left4Dead. Though, before I delve any deeper into this subject, I’d like to say that the name really, really sucks. I mean, name it something cool like “Walking Dead”, or maybe “Maximum Zombie Attack Panic”.
Anyways, aside for the shitty name, Left4Dead looks amazing. [...]
Good afternoon kids! Instead of making a new post every 5 minutes to keep up with the continuous flood of information pouring from this years E3, I will simply provide video’s and links [along with the usual commentary] only on the shit that I actually care about right here in this post. I’ll update it [...]
Earlier today, CliffyB took center stage at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to announce that Gears of War for PC would have a whole cockload of new content, which basically means that I will have to spend $50 to experience it. Yep.
So what’s new, you ask. Well, GowPC will come readily equipped [...]
I gotta run to work in about 5 minutes, but with my departure I shall leave you with this…
Just accept it.
Everyone knows that China endorses a “Harmonious Society”, that is, disregarding its crippling social issues such as nationwide poverty, energy shortages, and [if I might add] this little thing called socialism. But anyways, to maintain their “Harmonious Society” strict censorship must be enforced upon anything that might spoil budding, virgin Chinese minds.
Now Apparently, the [...]
Today, for the first time in my life, I honestly can say that I contemplated suicide. You see, dear reader, I happened across an article on the front page of digg.com today that read:
End The Rat Hunt Today! More than 300,000 rats will be cruelly killed this year. 98% of the rats killed in the [...]
Took these around 2am.
Un-Photoshopped.
Nikon D40, AF-S Nikkor 18-55mm.
I started taking pictures about 2 days ago. I have been reading photo magazines at the grocery store that I’ve worked at for about 3 weeks. Most of them suck, but I think I’m gettin a bit better.
See the Rest of my photo’s here.
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