I got my internet back! Oh, and today is the official THG video game taboo sex day!

 
Hey kids! Yes, I know it has been along time since I last swam in the vast ocean of amateur internet journalism and as before I once again exceeded my bandwidth limitations. You see, I downloaded a Mac OS update that somehow put me at 8 gig [5 being the limit]. Basically they banned my [...]

Anti-Piracy movies are gettin mean!

So… anyone got a demonoid friend pass I can get?
joehertler@gmail.com
kek
via digg 

New Blacks Only Football Game Steriotypes Blacks, Excludes Whites and Asians. Hispanics are pissed off too, but noone knows why…

Grab your watermelon and Kool-aid kids, because fucking Black College Football: The Xperience is here for the PC. Aren’t you intrigued? Dude, I fuckin was! The way they left out the “E” and emphasized the “X” in experience ensnared my ADHD ridden mind from the moment I saw it. It’s only happened once before, but [...]

Gadget Porn: A bunch of fuckin 2007 Ipod Photo’s…

 Once again the world wide internets has proven that there is a certain kind of Pron for everyone, as shown in these particularly racy, hot, steaming photo’s of this year’s Ipods. I think guys had wayyy to much fun puttin these together. And you thought the apple store employees actually did work!
The colors are sick. Kind of a nice pasty, sugar coated preteen wet dream that I’d probably
would have liked when I was about 6  years old. The new rounded shape is kinda goofy lookin
too, but hey, at least you can watch your favorite porn on a nano now. I think I’ll be stickin with
my old 30 gig brick for [...]

THG MOVIE NIGHT: New awesome Left4Dead Gameplay footage!

Hey Kids! Tonight I’m incredibly bogged down with homework, so the post provided will be sure to be short and sweet. So without further to do, here are a few gameplay videos of Turtle Rocks Left4Dead, a game you should definitely watch out for.
I uploaded one to youtube, the rest are [...]

What has the world come to? Goatse located in Bioshock…

Damn you Kevin Levine. You’ve seemingly presented me with more disgusting information that I simply must write about. Christ, here we go…
Coincidence? I think not. All I really know is that the world has gone to hell. I can’t browse the world wide web anymore without seeing that god damned Goatse. I mean, It’s [...]

The “shoot your hot, steaming load, at a Japanese girl” game! Kinda neat, right?

Yes, I know. I haven’t updated in the last few days. You gotta understand though. You see, I exceeded my bandwidth at my university, so in turn, they kicked me off the internets. My only hope is that somewhere in your coroded, hate filled heart, you can forgive me…
Anyways, earlier today while checking my email, a reader by the name of Big John [...]